Total Medals Earned: 57 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,450 Points
Medals Earned: 9/12 (220/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 2/12 (75/440 points)
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/115 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/100 points)
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on normal difficulty
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Win on hard difficulty